It's our first bottle and we're starting premium! A marriage of three Scotch Whisky casks, this kinky throuple is a perfect blend. Two of the barrels, to use a technical term, are the absolute tits, year-wise we’re talking too old for Leonardo di Caprio. They come from a now-demolished distillery in Glasgow. Balancing age with youth, the other is from a distillery in the Scottish Highlands which, as far as we are aware, is still standing.

Best enjoyed neat or add a dash of water, administered via pipette, if you’re a full-blown whisky bore. You can even chuck in an ice cube or two. No judgment here.